GOAL: 5 Million Dollars
To be filmed in New Mexico locations. A full Cast and Crew will star in this Spagetti Western / Comedy.
SYNOPSIS: According to Hopi Legend, when Indian Nations were fighting each other, (from underneath the cavern systems of inner earth), there emerged a race of "little Indians" 16 inches tall, with supernatural powers that quickly eliminated the fighting between the Indian Nations.
These TRIBES from inside the earth are so vicious that ten little Indians can wipe out a hundred soldiers without even breaking a sweat. They are so powerful and strong they cannot be shot, wounded or handled in anyway by the large ones "which is what they call the surface inhabitants - the humans."
The story begins when Carl and Ben, two miners with the IQ of a fern, capture the small and beautiful "Princess Maya" and put her in a bird cage, take her to Devils Gulch and parade her in the center of town by charging the town cowboys 25 cents to see her inside a tent they've pitched in the center of town.
Princess Maya is the daughter of Queen Jora, who is the Leader of ALL the world's Tribes from the underworld. She calls for "The Dakotas." The meanest of all tribes combined and that stand at 24 inches tall. They are like the basketball players of the TRIBES. She sends them to get her daughter and to "rub out" the people of Devil's Gulch.
The film has some of the most hilarious scenes and roles for the cast which includes "little people."
Sheriff Blackjack and His World Renown Posse and His Bow Legged Ho’s own the town. Dressed to the nines, Sheriff Black Jack is dressed all in black except for his white Mask. His posse is dressed in similar garb, and his bow legged ho’s are dressed like Dale Evans, complete with the white gloves with tassels and their dresses with lace at the bottom and white hats on their heads. They're bow legged because they don't ride side-saddle. They're not really hoes, just nicknamed Ho, because they both have names like Hortense and Horatia, thus Ho and Ho, his bowlegged Ho's.
There is also the Gay Caballero, who comes to town with his guitar draped across his back. He has the Clint Eastwood sarape, two days old unshaven face, and he has the Antonio Bandera good looks.
There is Colonel Tryke, that is coming to the nearby fort with his 1000 man platoon to fight the Dakotas. He's a flamboyant Gay man. He wears a moo moo, and does the booty hump "twerks" as his troops look on, he sashays and does all these ballet, runway moves, mixed with hip hop dance steps, break dancing all to the musical sounds made by crickets, turtles, muledeer and all sorts of wildlife from the prairie.
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Contributions welcome and Investors are invited to fund this one.